Saturday, August 28, 2004

The Alternative Video Music Awards Nominees

Most Cringeworthy Video:
V - Can You Feel It
O-Zone - Dragostei Din Tei
Girls Aloud - The Show
Phixx - Wild Boys
3 of a Kind - Babycakes

Most Cheap-Looking Video:
Pop - Heaven and Earth
Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme
Jen Ellison - Bye Bye Boy
3 of a Kind - Babycakes
Maroon 5 - This Love

Most Over-Use of the Airbrush Technique:
Sugababes - Hole in The Head
Britney Spears - Everytime
Blu Cantrell - Breathe (yes, it's old, but it was terrible!)

Most Confusing Video:
Scissor Sisters - Laura
Robbie Williams - Sexed Up
Kylie - Chocolate

Most Unoriginal Concept:
Anything with Sean Paul
Snow Patrol - Spitting Games
Frankie - F.U.R.B.
Pop - Can't Say Goodbye

Worst Animated Video:
Lou Reed - Satellite
O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei

Worst Dressed Star in a Video:
The Streets - Dry Your Eyes
The Darkness - Growing on Me
The 411 - Dumb
The Rasmus - In The Shadows (for that hair)
Frankee - F.U.R.B.

Most Unnecessary Censorship:
Maroon 5 - This Love
Evanescence - Everybody's Fool

Worst Video:
Will be taken from the winners of any of the above awards.

Expect a short analysis of each category by Richard Parker and award presentations over the coming week. If you have any ideas for nominees, don't hesitate to comment. Actually, if you don't comment, Richard Parker might eat you. How does that sound?