Monday, November 22, 2004

To all you lovely people...

Hello! If you've reached Whatever's Left by a search engine, you are probably here for one of a few things.

'Jamie Callum'
We're sorry, but we don't know anybody by that name. Honestly. We do know a Callum Sinclair AND a Jamie Cullum, if that helps. Oh, and we don't particularly like the latter, but the former is rather bonza.

'Ashley Simpson'
We delibrately spelt this wrong (along with the correct spelling) so all those people who can't spell are more likely to reach us. We don't particularly like Ashlee, either, so if you're a fan, it's probably best you turn around and go back the way you came. Thank you.

We spelt this wrong ONCE, and only because a reliable source did so! We felt betrayed, so we're now spelling it correctly. Please, please, please try searching for 'Steriogram' - you won't be disappointed!