Monday, January 16, 2006

Lewis's single to avoid (16/01/06)

Test-Icicles - 'What's Your Damage?'
The band with the worst name in history return, with a single that befits their juvenile nom de plume. This is one of the most asinine things you're likely to hear this year - terrible, tuneless cod-metal providing a backdrop for lyrics that are spectacularly dreadful; lyrics written by graduates of the rhyming dictionary sixth form college (around/ground/try/why/say/way). Or possibly by monkeys. 'Did you ever think / That all the things you say / Sound so naive?' whine the Testicles. They might be wise to answer that question themselves, for this whole sorry mess is so illiterate it'll make your brain bleed. What's my damage? This song is.