Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Lewis's single to avoid (27/02/06)

Chico - 'It's Chico Time'
I'm going to stick my neck out here, and predict that there won't be many objections to this week's 'Single to avoid'. Indeed, this is the quintessential Anti-Single - it's throwaway pop of the absolute lowest order, delivered by the X-Factor's cloven-hoofed goon, the inimitable Chico himself. Apparently, said goon used to herd goats for a living. He might have said that these hircine companions were his main musical influence, before forcing this inane concoction upon us. Watching you cavort like a substandard Ricky Martin serves me no pleasure, Chico. Vaffanculo!